oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit